Opening ceremony

When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.

I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.

by Ophinaut October 7, 2021

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open-sourciness

The quality of a software that makes it open source as opposed to being proprietary software.

Darryl: Why did you get an Android phone instead of an iPhone or a Windows Mobile device?

Art: I don't know, guess I just like the open-sourciness of it.

by GreenMonk75 July 30, 2010

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For men: a thirsty call for noods. Like a baboon makes its butt more red to attract a mate. The Kik male uses “PM open” in their username and usually a torso to try and lure women in for the noodles.
For women: a risky move on Kik. 83% of women with “PM open” are actually males (see above) which make the other 17% just wanting some deep.

His username said PM open hoping someone would slide.

by Deepration July 21, 2021

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Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

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Opening House

An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .

"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."

"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."

by OwenF April 22, 2019

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