Destroy the bathroom

To take a dump so big and smelly that the bathroom is off-limits for a few hours.

"I'm feeling kind of heavy right now. I think I'll go destroy the bathroom."

by First Stall September 20, 2011

avetard bathroom

NEVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM ON THE FIRST FLOOR AT THE AVE! This is the bathroom where niggas who can't hang will go throw up and make a huge ass disgusting mess before passing out. Once the bathroom is covered in vomit, an elephant will go in the bathroom and throw neck. This will lead to person receiving neck, also vomiting. Basically, it's normal avetard shit but it's just taking place in the bathroom.

Bruh, they went into the avetard bathroom to fuck, but the bathroom is covered in vomit and smells disgusting.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

wide bathroom stance

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008

God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.

"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere

by Spectactic August 23, 2010

michael in the bathroom

tragic.

"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."

by Georgesaladbar January 29, 2018

public bathroom

1) A last resort to excrete bodily waste in a desperate situation.
2) A great way to meet singles, as there are always phone numbers written inside the stalls of the public bathroom.
3) A fun but risky location to fuck.

"555-hot-fuck"

fuck online dating and all that shit, a hot chick left her phone # in a public bathroom, we hooked up and fucked in that very stall.

by the dip July 4, 2006

cat in the bathroom

Euphemism for having sex. You don't want your cat staring you down in the middle of the act, so you put them in the bathroom.

"Did you hear? Kathy and Derek put the cat in the bathroom last night!"

by NorthernNovice January 15, 2014