Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

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Batın

Batin is a Turkish boy name and it means private, unseen. He has a charm that makes everyone happy, calm and at home. And also he's a friendly boy and he is very loyal to his close friends but ,idk why, he isn't good at love relationships...

Batin didn't figure out what to do in life but when he does I'm sure he'll be the one and only. Besides that he has a artistic soul and also very into writing. He may seem realistic but he is certainly emotional.

I've had the most calm sleep in Batın's arms.

by impast January 15, 2021

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basting • Basting the Turkey • bastin • bastina • bastinado • bastine • Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven • basting my balls • Basting the Baby • basting the bread

Bastian

A guy who makes you very happy and loves you for who you are.

He is such a Bastian.

by Neli Phatass June 6, 2021

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Basten

The man with the biggest dick and has the biggest muscles. He’s also very smart and is very tall.

Sarah: OMG he’s sooo hot
Emily: I know right he’s such a basten

by Damndanieliwqntyoumg!!!2626 November 24, 2021

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batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

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Battin Tens

‘Battin tens’ means you completely knocked it out of the park… could not possibly have done any better.

Battin tens means that he planned the perfect surprise bday for her and every single moment was perfectly curated by the most apt alchemist of all time… not a single moment could have gone better and now it should be a national holiday… he was battin’ tens’

He found her when she needed a friend and has been battin’ tens ever since.

Her bday was the perfect combination of friends, ideals, ideations, goals and personalities… they were battin’ tens all night and each activity was even better than the last.

by HarleyT October 10, 2023

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