empty barrell

An uninformed loudmouth, usually wearing a ridiculous cowboy hat, that uses the race card at inappropriate times

That empty barrell sounds dumber than Sharpton when she opens her cracker ass mouth

by Mookie Mahatmabrim October 21, 2017

Cracker Barrel

A restaurant in the South, which got its name from old school Cowboys. Where the term cracker came from

Theres to many cracka's at Cracker Barrel. Lets get some viddles somewhere else

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

cracker barrel

draping one's scrotum over another's face, eyes or mouth, usually while the victim is asleep

Thatcher is asleep; somebody needs to give him a cracker barrel.

by tbone82 July 27, 2011

Double Barreling

When a girl quiefs and farts at the same time.

When I pulled out of my girl she started double barreling!

by Stephanie 1 July 7, 2018

Barrel Law

In southern United States Communities; a barrel is fixed in a position downtown, usually on a downtown square for the purposes of determining age of consent. A gentleman will place the young lady in question inside the barrel, should she be able to see over the top of that barrel, she is deemed to be legal for sexual relations. Thought to have originated in Estonia, known for their own "keg laws". Brought to the United by Andrus Hallur in the mid 1700's. First used in the US in Savannah Georgia where Hallur ran a fudgery and bait shop.

Willie was very excited to meet Wanda, a young deaf mute girl. Before he defiled her in the back of his buggy, he had to take her down to the barrel to see if she passed the local Barrel Law. Thankfully, after getting up on her toes, she was able to see over the top. Willie was then legally able to make her a woman.

by brandonray March 13, 2009

Bum on a barrel

One who is on something quickly. (plural) A group of people hanging around one area such as a table or heater.

That guy was on that like a bum on a barrel. (Plural) You guys are standing here like bums on a barrel.

by NivekC1 March 27, 2009

barrel monkeying

To go off half-cocked or in a willy nilly sort way. A combination of barreling through something and monkeying around.

Most commonly used in an MMORPG while dungeon crawling with a large group whose members who may be apt to act like Leeroy Jenkins and get everyone killed.

"Ok when we get in to Blackwing Lair just stay put and don't go barrel monkeying around in there."

by Harvey Lopez December 10, 2008