ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."

by THE ass sucker December 16, 2021

national Grab ass day

National grab ass day is on may 2nd go and grab ass and have fun

national grab ass day

by jut2497 April 27, 2022

ass licking day

June 16th is ass licking day
Stroll up to your buddies and give them a good cleaning

Bryan: "It's ass licking day!" Slurp
Random girl: screams secual harassment

by NoxLucifer June 16, 2023

National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.

Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!

by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020

National grab ass day

On October 3rd is the day where you can grab anybody ass

Just walked by and grab this boy ass it really doesn’t matter because It’s national grab ass day

by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019

Send Ass Day

June 26 Send Ass Day, where girlfriends must send their boyfriends ass pics whenever they ask or want.

"It's Send Ass Day bitch show me them cheeks"

by fetusdeletus01 June 25, 2021

Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022