triple agent 

Someone who you think is your friend, but then betrays you for the sole purpose of capturing your other friend who is a double agent.

Oblivious Motherfucker: How could you betray me?
Triple Agent: I only betrayed you so you could uncover the truth about Nina!
Oblivious Motherfucker: But Jack is my best friend! You are nothing to me now!
Triple Agent: Actually I'm all that you've got.

triple agent by TheWhiteBowser October 3, 2016

pulled an agent 

agent orange... smart ass whos getting the sack..

jimbo pulled an agent on that one..

pulled an agent by gaznet September 18, 2006

pulled an agent 

The act of working in a call centre and either giving or receiving sexual pleasure using nothing but the underside of your desk or your partner's chair.

"you see him, he pulled an agent, it was like a circlejerk gone horribly wrong :S"

pulled an agent by FANTASTICO September 25, 2006

FBI_Agent 

a god damn lunger

ah shit, Fibs pissed in my cheerios again.

FBI_Agent by sismit September 23, 2003

Make LeBron a Free Agent 

OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")

Damn, I got the bubble guts! I'll be back. I'm going to the bathroom to "Make LeBron a Free Agent".

Make LeBron a Free Agent by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

sleeper agent 

a guy who for all appearances is straight, but has a kinsey scale number other than 0.

man, that frat party was full of sleeper agents

sleeper agent by wejak September 24, 2009

secret agent squirrel 

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

tom is such a secret agent squirrel

secret agent squirrel by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007