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Asshole Recognition System (ARS)

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).
My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!
by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025
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Areli

Has gorgeous eyes, pretty smile, Beautiful face. Has a behind as big as her personality! Can make people laugh, is out going and down for everything fun, she is so pretty sometimes people misjudge her for a hoe or slut, all the boys love to look but do not dare touch, is a huge flirt when in a relationship, she is very loyal and amazing friend, the boys want her, but can't have her, boys tend to fall in love way to soon with this girl, and girls tend to be envious of her.
Areli is hella dope!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Fute-te-ar soarele

Literally meaning "May the sun fuck you"

A Romanian expression that blends crude insult with a poetic twist of natural forces. Implies a deeper commentary on poor judgment. There is also a medical implication in the sense that people with lack of judgement would spend time under the sun without proper protection and getting heat stroked.

Culturally, it may mock someone’s inability to foresee obvious consequences like standing in the sun too long without protection and getting heatstroke. The sun becomes both the punisher and the metaphor for harsh reality. The phrase carries a layer of medical absurdity, hinting that the person’s brain might already be fried from overexposure, hence their current idiocy.
"Fute-te-ar soarele de prost"
“May the sun fuck you, you idiot.”
It adds „de prost” (literally “for being stupid” / “you fool”) to specify why the curse is being delivered.

– „Ai lăsat câinele în mașină la 40 de grade!? Fute-te-ar soarele, bă, te-ai născut fără creier?”
“You left the dog in the car at 40 degrees!? May the sun fuck you, were you born without a brain?”

– „Nu crezi în insolație, dar ești roșu ca racul. Fute-te-ar soarele de prost.”
“You don’t believe in heatstroke but you’re red like a lobster. May the sun fuck you, you idiot.”
by Lascarica July 9, 2025
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AR Guy

AR Guy (A-r Guy) is a person who owns an AR-15 pattern rifle who is very flamboyant and know to AK Guys as the "other one" and usually doesn't understand AK Guy culture phrase coined by Brandon Herrera The AK Guy
"He's an AR Guy so he's the other one and doesn't understand us AK Guys"
by T. Drake August 21, 2022
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Ar redline

Ar redline that one guy who know who I'm talking about
Ah he's driving a Japanese car must be AR R E D L I N E

Yeah bro thats Ar redline
by TITan72745 November 25, 2021
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Ar

A Beautiful Girl With Lots Of Personality And Is Most Likely A You-tuber Who Posts Vlogs On Sunday’s And Wednesdays So You Should Subscribe Or Else……❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ TAHNKS FOR ALL THE LOVE!
Ar Is Commonly Used In A Sentence As “I Love Ar.” AKA I Love Girls⬆️⬆️⬆️ As The Description Says
by CRuelTY zzzz March 20, 2022
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ars+mejt

you looked this up didnt you margaux ask the mejy and the ars
by mmmtvu44777832.. August 8, 2021
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