brain aids

What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.

Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!

Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?

by reid_o August 1, 2008

Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018

Aids lizard

When a Woman lies to you about not having aids and then eventually giving you aids on purpose.

That dam Aids Lizard thots have me aids.

by ayebrobro August 16, 2018

Car Aids

When your car has a series of undiagnosed problems that keep happening and then causes the car to die....

I enjoyed driving my car until it developed car aids and died

by Wordmasterturd June 30, 2016

Throat aids

When your throat hurts really bad and are coughing every 3 seconds. It also hurts to breathe.

"Are you ok"

"No I have throat aids"

by Aynomyus April 6, 2017

AIDS LIP

AIDS on yo lip

Mitchell: yo Tommy u got AIDS LIP
Tommy: Damm got aids on my lips

by Not_____nick January 1, 2021

CAPS AIDS

The inability to stop typing in caps.

dude, why are you yelling at me?
I'M NOT. I HAVE CAPS AIDS.

by Aki Morte April 24, 2011