Admiral Nelson

The retributive act of defecating on an ex-significant other's windshield.

As a measure of her respect, under a watchful full moon, she hailed her lost love with a hearty Admiral Nelson.

by Fern Herder March 22, 2012

admin

Police Officers in RL (Real Life)

person: So I was speeding down the road while playing RL...
noob: yeah
person: well the admin pulled me over and gave me a ticket.
noob: that suxors!

by X5-452 January 11, 2009

Rear Admiral

To knee someone in the nuts from behind.

Jordan was bending over, cleaning his pubes out of the drain, so I took the opportunity to add insult to injury by giving him the rear admiral.

by Doctor Tronik September 13, 2011

Rear Admiral

The act of engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind and using the momentum of your movement to propel you across a room. A performer of the rear admiral must hold his hands in the air so as to not balance or steady himself.

I exercised the rear admiral last night with Linda and was able to get 15 feet before we fell down!

by Intaglio5 January 20, 2003

Admond

A person who is very scrawny and white. Admonds typically enjoy beat boxing and sexually molesting dogs. In their spare time, you can find Admonds in the garbadge bins of Farifield. If you ever approach an Admond, beware , as they most often contain STD's.

"hey man, did you see how ugly that girl was"
"yeah, but at least she's not an Admond"

by Superfuckedup August 27, 2018

administrivia

slang for trivial administrative task

i need to take care of some administrivia before i can have lunch.

by david baas June 24, 2003

Administration

The means to make planning an actuality. Any system of translation of thought into reality. (mostly used when talking about how to organize people or activities of people. This word also applies to things done that may not directly relate to what the person or group is trying to do such as paper work and working out schedules)

When a President takes office he must select people that will get the results he wants. This is all apart of his administration.

by Scotchman November 2, 2009