planking

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.

Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!

by dcs20120 October 3, 2011

planks

a combination of please and thanks. Used to save time.

Can you bring that shirt for me tomorrow planks

by YaMuddaMan October 26, 2022

Formal Planking

Business men are to formal to plank.

So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.

Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.

by Fishingman December 18, 2011

Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022

plank

finnegan o brien (otherwise known as the notorious bigboyfinn) is the definition of a plank mf, saw him irl and I was like damn hes one mfing plank.

"damn look its finn o brien"
"bruh- that bigboyfinn is one planky mf

by hannanaonana June 23, 2021

Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022