Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.
by cum nugget June 21, 2010
(noun): a patch of red skin left after one's facial hair rubs against the skin of another. it usually leaves one feeling itchy for a few hours to a day. extrememy uncomfortable. is usually a result of making out.
Dude: "Yo girl, why you twitchin' n scratchin' that red jank on your neck?"
Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"
Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"
by allisonisreal January 09, 2010
adj. The greatest goatee ever to grace God's green earth, created and worn by a Mr. Shavo Odadijan, the bassist for System of a Down. This term is used to describe either a person who wears this beard or the beard itself.
Look at that guys awesome Shavo Beard! - one System of a Down fan to another
Dude, that guy is one insane Shavo Beard. -
one badass to another
Dude, that guy is one insane Shavo Beard. -
one badass to another
by #1 System Fan March 07, 2009
by TommiGunn March 16, 2004
Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
by Braam October 07, 2014
The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
A big black hairy snatch
Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023