Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.
by Netflixandill March 18, 2017
When you drop the sausage from your hot dog (hot dog bun) on a rug, pick it up and you go: "Rug dog".
by LaRat7 August 27, 2013
like a bruh moment but more extreme
by money move$ January 31, 2020
by PeteyPaplo January 13, 2019
Person 1: Wow, have you seen how small FaZe Apex is?
Person 2: Yeah, but have you seen FaZe Rug? He's even smaller!
Person 3: I know right, I heard that FaZe Apex is taller than FaZe Rug, even with shoes on!!
Person 2: Yeah, but have you seen FaZe Rug? He's even smaller!
Person 3: I know right, I heard that FaZe Apex is taller than FaZe Rug, even with shoes on!!
by CSammut February 08, 2016
1. A rug tug is a man's way of letting his woman know to shave her pubic hair. If you have a woman who refuses to shave, every time you see the hair start pulling on it really hard.
by CallMeVincentVega December 10, 2009