Jewcular Missile

Aka being called an antisemite. This is the Hail Mary when a Jewish person is losing an argument.

Americans are catching onto us my fellow ShekelBergs. It’s time to bring out the Jewcular Missile and call them Antisemites.

by LA Walk January 24, 2025

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Boney missile

A hard punch

Emory launched a boney missile straight my nose

by FP.27 February 1, 2023

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sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

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Predator Missile

Getting an erection at a daycare.

1. When Jared walked up to the preschool, his Predator Missile locked on.

2. "Hold on guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I got a Predator Missile on deck.

by KoalaMan17 September 19, 2016

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Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.

by The lowes blow May 11, 2024

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