Car Missile

The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.

"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*

by big smelly bastard March 13, 2022

silk missile

Another word for semen or Sperm

Last night I shot some silk missiles at her back

by Doughboyjunior June 09, 2023

Hidden Missile

An erection that was never supposed to happen but you're the only person who notices it

When he opened a packet of noodles he found a hidden missile

by Xceed Skipper January 06, 2019

Hidden Missile

A gif of a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018

runners missile

when you’re fucking a girl and you pull out and run to the other end of the room to full torque run and dive into her vagina

“yo bro, i hit this girl with the runners missile last night, had to carry her to her car”

by crapped August 29, 2021

Predator Missile

Getting an erection at a daycare.

1. When Jared walked up to the preschool, his Predator Missile locked on.

2. "Hold on guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I got a Predator Missile on deck.

by KoalaMan17 September 20, 2016

oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023