Big Jill

The most beautiful woman in the truck scene. Fuck that the most beautiful woman in the world. All 385 lbs is so sexy.

I love when Big Jill bounces her fat ass on me!

by Leanin Nigga August 8, 2024

Jill

Jill asked for your Facebook password the first week you started dating. She makes more money than you and has a GPS under the front left wheel of your 80's silver Mustang. Good luck besting her 10" vibrator named Tyree.

You're an absolute cunt, Jill. Good luck running your Anal Krappa Krappa sorority. And for the love of God, clean it once in a while.

by SororityJill July 3, 2022

Finding a Jill

Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.

bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle

by ThrowAway69 March 6, 2019

Jack and Jill

Used In many poems.

Jack and Jill went up a hill
So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy

by Gustetas November 8, 2019

Jill

Your right hand, when you hold your right hand up in front of you, your thumb and index finger make a “J”, your middle finger makes the “I” the other two fingers make up the two ll’a

Just another quiet evening with “Jill” handy and rosey palmer, going to have a 3 way tonight.

by Crustyolebastard January 24, 2023

Jelq and Jill

When you jelq up a hill with your trans sister Joel

Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor

by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024

Jack Off Jill

An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.

They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!

Take a souvenir and stop ur staring
Just cuz I am screaming,dont mean I am sharing -N**i Halo by Jack Off Jill

by k3r0sen May 2, 2023