Jake

Bad male prostitute. Small dick

Is that a Jake over there?

by You’regayll October 20, 2019

Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys

“There goes Jake again”

by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018

Jake

The funniest person you will ever meet and has a great taste in music and everyone likes him

I wish I was jake

by Therealbeaver January 11, 2018

jake

My babe, the most amazing boyfriend, and a cool ass person to be around!

Oh my god, i love you Jake!

by kool365 November 30, 2017

Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.

Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.

by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014

Jake a

A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life

Jake a is a Jewish rich kid.

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 26, 2018

Jake

A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't

Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick

by HelloOhohohoh January 28, 2019