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Someone who is gay โค๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œand is trash at anything to do with video games however is sometimes a good friend ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž
Stop being such a John
by Sapsucker January 22, 2019
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A guy who finesses his way through life. Everyone wants a John because he was born to finesse and make the most money without trying. His finesse game is too strong for his rivals, so they tend to get very jealous. He's a guy with a big heart, but it takes someone special to bring out certain emotions and feelings. Overall he's a handful and a John doesn't take shit from nobody.
John loves to drink.....juice.
by A person with no name November 20, 2016
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John-a very cute guy with a good attitude well give girls attention and fight for there girl!!He loves making you mad so he can get you happy ! Has a great sexy voice ! Heโ€™s always trustworthy.
John is always there!
by Jenny2018 September 23, 2018
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John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.

Most people donโ€™t know what it means, which is perfect. It means youโ€™re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: โ€œif you donโ€™t shut the fuck up right now Iโ€™m a skskskirt my foot up your assโ€
Youโ€™re welcome๐Ÿ˜‚
Girl 1: that guy just called me a John... what does that mean
Girl 2:๐Ÿ˜ฑ
by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019
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He is the biggest dick ever.he screws you over and breaks your heart . He is the biggest man white in the world
He is John
by _cheez_ December 8, 2016
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An ugly douchebag who will never get a girlfriend because he's annoying.
Abigail: Oh look, it's John..!
Ella: I know, he's so ugly. THATS EVEN WHAT HIS NAME MEANS..!

Abigail: makes sense!!
by flowergirl12 May 2, 2017
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Very handsome sweet kind heโ€™s usually 5โ€™11 blue eyes nice smile did drugs one point of his life he has many many many hoesssss when he talks to a girl he doesnโ€™t talk to other girls very sexy and amazing body great wardrobe and the best hair ! :)
Girl-Is that JOHN?

Girl2-yessss. hes so hot

Girl-god damn I want him in my pants
Girl2-mhm thatโ€™s definitely a JOHN.
by lovelivelaugh20897 August 5, 2018
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