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Failure

“Steven, You’re a failure!”
How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”
by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021
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Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass
I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen
by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023
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Educated failure

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office
Have you seen an educated failure? What about mayor Pete?
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
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failure

you
you are a failure!
by idontwanttostudyanymore December 17, 2019
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failuring

when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...

you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.
Mom: shit, its exam season again! Instead of watching my son failuring, I'll just disown him.
by akioweh May 21, 2022
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Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
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Smug Failure

A name you can use to mention one of Failboats corrupted fans.
Look it's a Smug Failure spreading chaos with a smug look on his face.

The Smug Failure will bring chaos upon this cursed land.
by FailboatsCursedSoldier414 January 4, 2021
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