Dylan

Dylan is super hot and is so awesome and has a massive pp and looks great and all the chicks love him.

Girl 1: Look at that Dylan over there
Girl 2: Faints

by Epicgamer2169420 February 1, 2021

Dylan

The tall one that thinks he’s so cool in front of all his friends when he just looks like a dumb idiot.

Mom:DYLAN COME CLEAN THE DISHES
Dylan:FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT IM PLAYING GTA
Mom:SMACK... back stabber

by ImAidiotLOL December 9, 2019

Dylan

The most caring, smart person I know! He is extremely handsome, handy, gunsmart, and loving! He will spend every penny on you! You will always feel loved around him. He will spend every minute of every day on FaceTime with. He is clueless at times and will be forever mine.

You: i have cramps!!!!
Dylan: FaceTime me and I get you some dark chocolate.

by Lo🦋er January 14, 2021

Dylan

Dylan, is easily the best guy you'll ever meet, be friends with, or be girlfriend of! He is the SWEETEST guy and will never hurt you. He has crazy good hair, is super charming, and incredibly sweet. His smile makes him an instant yes and he makes you feel soooo happy! Dylan is easily the most perfect boy that exists!

Dylan is the best boyfriend! The sweetest guy ever and I wouldn't give him up for the world!

by the.real.dictionary March 29, 2017

Dylan

A retarded loser who can be friendy but still is a retarded crack head who eats shit and has a chode.

Jim:Your a dylan
Dave:Thats harsh and incorrect bitch i dont have a chode

by sexttoys103 June 18, 2011

Dylan

I guy that likes to hump dogs. He especially likes golden retrivers.

guy 1: "dude dylan just gave my dog a hj"
guy 2: "thats dylan."

by leslie backhinding October 31, 2011

Dylan

A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.

Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?!

by anto1511 October 7, 2010