Chinese Staircase

The act of punching a woman in the stomach during pregnancy at a low level of seating, in an attempt to abort a fetus.

ie. my sister got pregnant again by Dad, so i chinese staircased her.

by nameko neki October 26, 2009

Chinese Donut

When a man ejaculates onto a womans belly button and throws sugar onto it.

Jenny was off the pill so I gave her a tasty Chinese Donut.

by RakelB May 15, 2011

Chinese Fiesta

A ceremony where Chinese food is consumed to cancel a monster hangover. Takes place Sunday afternoon.

Steve, you look more extrenuary than usual, what’s your problem?
I need Chinese Fiesta.

by Evenstevo July 29, 2005

Chinese Seasaw

Chinese Seasaw is the newest and coolest sexual game. It's when one guy is in front of the girl with his "" down her throat and the guy's friend is behind the girl with his "" inside her backside throat. The purpose of the game is to jam the penis into the respective opening thereby causing the other side's penis to fall off the ride. The great thing is that you can always get back on. The guy that finishes first loses the game. Chick always wins.

Dude..let's London Bridge it and Chinese Seasaw this chick!

by Da Man - Who Else April 6, 2009

Chinese Favours

To give someone Chinese Favours is to allow them to share your bed without engaging in sexual acts. It is most commonly used to decribe situations in which one or both of the parties involved are hoping for some action.

"I hear you went home with that hottie last night?"
"Yeah, but nothing happened - she just gave me Chinese Favours!"

"Can I stay at yours tonight?"
"Ok - but Chinese Favours only!"

by Anne_D August 8, 2006

Chinese Torture

A technique used by the Chinese to get information they needed out of captives. The captive is laid down on a table with just one light on in the room hung above their head; also above the captives head is a device that releases a single drop of water in between the persons eye brows (the center of the brow). Every several seconds a water drop falls until (if affective) the person goes crazy and thus releases the wanted information to the Chinese.

The captive stood a good chance until they used the Chinese Torture on him, he only lasted 7 hours.

by 3vi1_1337 July 4, 2007

chinese flu

A cold or flu bug that hits you so hard, you feel like you just heard a boop sound and got kicked down bleachers at a soccer match.

Oh man, I caught a chinese flu last week; It was horrible, straight out of soccerkick.mpeg..

by mattology November 10, 2007