Bottle Return

Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.

We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.

by dr slang September 4, 2012

Bottle Shot

The instance where someone is drinking straight from the bottle, usually alcohol based.

"Dude, I was bottle shotting some Jack Daniels last night, I was f*cked by 8 am."

by lozeyourmind October 21, 2013

dick in a bottle

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

by D-Soul January 8, 2012

Bottle of scratch

Any bottle of liquor of wine you plan on getting messed up on.

Guys let's pick up a bottle of scratch on the way home and get wasted.

by Whiteyzx September 30, 2011

Pee on the bottle

Verb, to pee on a bottle on the street while performing the act of public urination.

Person: I need to pee
Person2: pee in the street

Person3: pee on the bottle or don’t pee at all

by The man with the big brain October 18, 2019

bottle me

When your employer does not have a maintained water supply and the office runs out of drinking water and thirst is on the raise; bottle me to hydrated.

I am thirsty please bottle me.
Bottle me few water bottles.

by Bhkool November 5, 2020

bottle tab

giving somone a bottle tab means you want to kiss them

i have my boyfriend a bottle tab so he would kiss me!

by random73737 May 30, 2022