June 26

The day when the biggest foreheads on Earth gives it up

- He faced a lot of critique and left the group. Have you heard it?
- Oh, today is June 26... So today even the biggest foreheads on Earth gives it up

by qwertybruvv June 26, 2023

November 26

national yeet and skip school day. Where you can skip school and go to your friends and yeet them

Haha yesterday I skipped school and yeeted my friends because it was November 26!!

by lilysjfb April 20, 2021

October 26

It’s National Beat the shit out of Your Friends Day!

Friend: Hey Dude,It’s October 26. Other Friend: Oh no...

by ShtrmcgvnOOF October 25, 2019

October 26

The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!

Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie

by IDigestKidneyStones October 25, 2019

26 October

A day when you can do what you want and not get caught.

Police: why did you rob the bank
You: because it’s 26 October

by Yeah It sounds crazy October 25, 2019

26 November

you have to be lovey-dovey with your gf/bf the whole day

spoil tf outta them

bf:*covers girlfriend in kisses*
gf: since when are u so clingy?
bf: i am not, it's just 26 November

by yabish miley November 23, 2021

October 26

Ask your crush out day! It’s ok if you get rejected.

Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it’s october 26
Person 2: Okay

by JoeMama2.0 October 25, 2019