October 26

The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!

Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie

by IDigestKidneyStones October 25, 2019

October 26

It’s National Beat the shit out of Your Friends Day!

Friend: Hey Dude,It’s October 26. Other Friend: Oh no...

by ShtrmcgvnOOF October 25, 2019

November 26

national yeet and skip school day. Where you can skip school and go to your friends and yeet them

Haha yesterday I skipped school and yeeted my friends because it was November 26!!

by lilysjfb April 20, 2021

December 26

The date of Boxing Day in Canada

Someone: Did you know it’s December 26
Someone 2: Huh?
Someone: It’s kinda like Black Friday but Canadian

Someone 2: Oh ok!

by WilSpencers December 25, 2022

26 December

National send your crush an booty picture day.

This day only refers to girls, all females must send at least 1 picture of their buttox.

Girl: what day is it?
Boy: 26 December.
Girl: 'sends photo'

by LeumasCJK December 26, 2021

May 26

Congrats cuz if your born in this day you are born on the same day Gurt’s girls from Despicable Me dance recital was on.

Person one: Did you know Gurt’s girls dance thing was on May 26??
Person two: Really???
Person one: Yeah I saw it in the movie!

by Coffee=PowerDrug June 29, 2022

June 26

The day when the biggest foreheads on Earth gives it up

- He faced a lot of critique and left the group. Have you heard it?
- Oh, today is June 26... So today even the biggest foreheads on Earth gives it up

by qwertybruvv June 26, 2023