October 13th

People born this day are emo kids and are very depressed in life.

You: Hey its October 13th!
Person: It's my birthday!
You: you are a sad sack of lard

by SirSpooks May 11, 2022

April 13th

April 13th is a day where the most amazing, kind, trustworthy and loyal people are born. They will always stick by your side and help you whenever you need, but don't fuck around with them or they will make you pay. Talk shit about people born on this day and it wont end well.

Annie: "you know that guy that's born on April 13th"
Jack: " yeah"
Annie: "you better stop talking shit about him"
Jack: "why? i don't care"
Annie: "ok then.."
Jack: "wait..why?
Annie: "its not gonna end well for you!"

by annie_is_better_than_jacinta March 22, 2020

13th October

13th of October,kind and pretties people where born on this day and they should be respected

Tommy-what day is if

Loucha- 13th October the most prettiest ppls where born to day

by Nice_day_innit_ September 22, 2021

13th of october

when the worlds most sexiest mf was born xxx

omg what day is it?

it's the 13th of october when libby was born!!!

by s3xygallibby October 5, 2021

13th day of happiness

"Happiness on January 13" is a very good day for Poles. On January 13, the online store under the name shoppe withdraws from Poland. Annoying ads with children's songs that used to annoy everyone will disappear and never come back.

-Hey!
-What?
-Tomorrow is the 13th day of happiness.
- That's right, I'll prepare the champagne.

by CRAFTEROSKI January 12, 2023

Monday the 13th

1. Garfield's most hated day, especially in February

1. Oh no, I am definitely not getting out of bed today, no on Monday the 13th! (Garfield)

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

may 13th

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022