A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010

When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.
by raynadayz April 27, 2017

When you take a dump but your anus stays clean so you don't have to wipe your ass more than once.
Extremely satisfying.
Extremely satisfying.
#1: Wow, you're back fast! Thought you was gonna take a dump?
#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!
#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!
by Poldi January 19, 2010

Man 1: AHHHHHHH!
Man 2: What is it friendo?
Man 1: I just took the biggest dump but it's nowhere to be found!
Man 2: Dude...I think you've been the victim of a Phantom Dump.
Man 2: What is it friendo?
Man 1: I just took the biggest dump but it's nowhere to be found!
Man 2: Dude...I think you've been the victim of a Phantom Dump.
by Weaton Leemour January 14, 2009

the act of transferring a large number of cds to your computer to be downloaded to your ipod. an ipod dump is more or less an often uninterrupted marathon cd transferring session, often b/c the cds are borrowed from others, kind of a hit and run swipe of a friend's entire collection that's gotta be returned soon, hence the necessity of a marathon.
by pepperg September 13, 2006

A sort of "atomic" shit delivered en force from an elevated position. Often performed by standing with feet on the crapper, and bracing hands on the wall.
by general tsao September 25, 2003

tucking the cock and balls between the legs and proceeding to ejaculate in the female's mouth while backing up and dropping a steamy load on her chest making crazy beeping noises like a dump truck
"Beep Beep Beep," said Little Eugene as he dropped a killer deuce all over Molly and her twin sister. "Now THAT's what I call a dump truck!"
by Shadie August 23, 2006
