Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.
When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
by IisMathwizard December 18, 2012
Get the Douche bag extraordinairemug. 
a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!
by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. by bob the red November 8, 2003
Get the douche bagmug. The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.
by AKCoug February 21, 2011
Get the Juneau Douche Bagsmug. A middle aged white guy with daddy issues and a tiny penis, so he has to take out his issues on everyone by being an arrogant ass-bag. Usually a racist, but will piss pants if confronted by a black guy.
by ShitonFire July 1, 2014
Get the bald douche bagmug. Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.
Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.
by d2theb December 3, 2011
Get the Ass Douche Bagmug.