Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

chew the bark off the fat log

by l3ogroll October 17, 2009

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bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

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Bark at her heater

Eat pussy, to perform oral sex on a female

She wants me to bark at her heater

by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018

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All bark no bite

A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.

That Mondi has all bark no bite!

by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025

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A bark is a professional and highly expeirienced swimming coach. Bark comes from the moment you are competiting with someone in a race and the coach usually makes a sound close to a “bark” to tell you to start swimming.

“Ya my coach is such a bark i swear”

by We live in a society June 12, 2018

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