Fudge Buckets

How to say fuck around your grandparents or any other family member.

Oh fudge buckets I forgot your prescription grandma?

by GBQueenGinger April 7, 2010

fudge crackers

usually said when something bad or unpleasant occurs and the person is around people who would be offended if another "F" word were to come from the person's mouth.

Teacher: You failed this class.
Student: Fudge Crackers!

by Phunkie July 30, 2011

fudge nipples

what some people may say, instead of saying fuck. usually when mad, or trying to be funny.

Mrs. Lutz: you failed the tested Melika

Melika: What the Fudge Nipples!!
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''suck my fudge nipples''

by jay38 April 16, 2010

cluster fudge

The G-rated version of Cluster Fuck. Not to be confused with Fudge Cluster, which is what stays on your ass if you don't wipe well.

Teenager: "Thanks mom, now my whole day is one big cluster fudge!"

Mom: "Well then maybe you need to start wiping a little better when you're done."

by joe307 March 13, 2010

fudge-packer

A person who packages fudge.

Linda is a fudge-packer. She works at the fudge factory down the street.

by eSouth March 19, 2005

fudge hustler

Homosexual male. See also chocolate charmer.

Man, that Elton John is the king of all fudge hustlers.

by inane June 26, 2005

Finger Fudge

The result of using cheap toilet paper for wiping and having your finger poke through the toilet paper jamming your finger into your anus.

Aw man, I shouldn't of used that toilet paper. My finger poked through it and I got some Finger Fudge.

by MyRequiem July 5, 2009