by DustyDanger23 February 27, 2014

by Ralphnodon February 8, 2019

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard
by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

by Fng glow September 9, 2020

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023

1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.
2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.
Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
by Serious Jorge September 3, 2019

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
