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blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.
The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.
by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017
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Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.
Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.
by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022
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wet teddy bear table

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”
by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021
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Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.
That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.
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hot wet sack

When a perfectly delightful knee is bent over a perfectly wonderful leg; with a hot wet sack of dez nuts or a elegantly shaped pair of humanities future calmly resting on relaxed knee - waiting to meet the better half.
The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.
by tastty February 14, 2021
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Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear
My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini
by mike_hawk_hertz January 4, 2020
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Hot wet bomb

When you ejaculate all over someone's face, then you drop a hot wet bomb.
I dropped a hot wet bomb on her face.
by LittleNitzch January 16, 2019
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