blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.

Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.

by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022

wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022

hot wet sack

When a perfectly delightful knee is bent over a perfectly wonderful leg; with a hot wet sack of dez nuts or a elegantly shaped pair of humanities future calmly resting on relaxed knee - waiting to meet the better half.

The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.

by tastty February 14, 2021

Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear

My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini

by mike_hawk_hertz January 4, 2020

Hot wet bomb

When you ejaculate all over someone's face, then you drop a hot wet bomb.

I dropped a hot wet bomb on her face.

by LittleNitzch January 16, 2019