The most truthful dictionary that everyone goes to for an IQ below average and the reading speed of a newborn turtle. The horniest nongraphic website filled with unwanted but existent content.
Person 1: Ugh! I've been looking 24 hours and I still can't find a dictionary that tells me what "" means!
Person 2: Have you tried urban dictionary?
Person 2: Have you tried urban dictionary?
by helensjournal December 07, 2021
by man im dead August 24, 2020
you dumb ass it's the website you're on. did you seriously look up urban dictionary on urban dictionary? the fuck kinda shit are you on?
dumb ass: yo what's urban dictionary?
inside the dumb asses head: *huh. i guess i'll look it up on urban dictionary*
inside the dumb asses head: *huh. i guess i'll look it up on urban dictionary*
by rachel's belly button October 14, 2020
A dictionary made by funny people
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
'Urban Dictionary' is a dictionary that is online and you can write anything on it to define something
Dan: yo bro have you seen Urban Dictionary?
Dave: yeah man i wrote a definition about it on Urban Dictionary
Dave: yeah man i wrote a definition about it on Urban Dictionary
by urlocalidiot March 16, 2022
by RandomFunnyWordDude April 19, 2024
Where you are right now...
Speaking of which why did you even search this up? I mean like, don't you have anything better to do? What kind of stuff do you do during your everyday life that makes you have the amount of free time to search something completely useless on here? Are you just like searching funny terms on this fan-made dictionary website to get a quick laugh or something? Like how come you didn't search something actually useful? You could've learned something new, but instead you wasted 5 seconds of your life searching up something completely random and pointless...
Okay, I'm sorry for rambling. Now keep scrolling, or maybe search a new term. Your choice...
Speaking of which why did you even search this up? I mean like, don't you have anything better to do? What kind of stuff do you do during your everyday life that makes you have the amount of free time to search something completely useless on here? Are you just like searching funny terms on this fan-made dictionary website to get a quick laugh or something? Like how come you didn't search something actually useful? You could've learned something new, but instead you wasted 5 seconds of your life searching up something completely random and pointless...
Okay, I'm sorry for rambling. Now keep scrolling, or maybe search a new term. Your choice...
Urban Dictionary is the name of this website
by unfunnyhaha October 11, 2020