Hand Dick Friction

1) The force applied to one's penis during masturbation or hand job. Levels of "HDF" can become increasingly uncomfortable without the use of proper lubrication.

2) The act of male masturbation

God Damn it John!!! It smells like Hand Dick Friction in here!

by kilo2824 July 2, 2011

hand me down

Used to describe a male or female of whom one has had sexual relations with, and has passed along to their younger friend or relative.

Fundo got tired of his girlfriend cheating on him, so he turned her into a hand me down whore, and sold her to his younger cousin.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

Hand of god

the hand given to aid a person to splut one off

got a gd hard hand of god last nite from tiffany

by dik January 23, 2004

Hand Stand

What the new generation means for having rough orgy like sex at 2 in the morning. it's basically a cop-out for hey i just had sex but im not telling

MAN: HEY BABY LETS DO A HANDSTAND
(hand stand)

WOMAN: SURE ITS ALWAYS SO HARD EVEN IF I SEE IT COMING

by I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER May 26, 2009

happy hand

that hand that retards have.....you know

look at that retard with a happy hand

by lilswisshomie December 9, 2011

One Handed Bandit

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.

Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

Soapy Hand Slap

The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.

Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)

Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.

Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)

Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?

Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).

Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.

by blackholepcs July 11, 2009