DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't

In other words, it may not exactly be a "stroll on Easy Street" for you no matter what da result of da paternity-test shows --- a prime example would be dat even if said test does indeed prove dat you're not da love-baby's daddy, da test's in-da-thousands-of-dollars cost may be somewhat comparable to what you'd have hadda spend for child-support, anyway.

Good luck on getting a refund for da momentous cost of a paternity-test if said test proves dat indeed you are not da child's biological father (see "pap smear", definition #14); you might be better off to simply start making support-payments; it can definitely be a "DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't" situation!

DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't by QuacksO February 25, 2020

You get what you get and you don't get upset 

A phrase that teachers use when students are being annoying because they didn't get the colour of a certain item they wanted.

Friend: "Gets 1 million dollars"
You: "Gets nothing"
You: "Teacher, why did my friend get a million dollars and I got nothing?"
Teacher: "YOU GET WHAT YOU GET AND YOU DON'T GET UPSET NOW SHUT UP KID"

You get what you get and you don't get upset by JustARandomPersonThatIsBored November 26, 2022

You ain’t black 

Words uttered by a communist towards black people who don’t support him.

“If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black!”

You ain’t black by FAGGOT DESTROYER October 14, 2020

You ain't got no pancake mix! 

Meant to be used to throw someone off. If there's a serious argument, say that, and you'll win just by pure awesomeness. Occasionally the word "Bitch" can be thrown at the end of it.

It was coined by RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube.

Person 1: "Personally, I believe that god is going to smite every last one of the sinners--"
Person 2: "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
Person 1: "..."

You ain't got no pancake mix! by epic-win-fail June 28, 2010

These Hoes ain't loyal 

These girls are not loyal

"These hoes ain't loyal "- Chris Brown

These Hoes ain't loyal by lit light February 16, 2017

an't 

An't - Used in northern England in place of "Haven't", "Hadn't" and "Hasn't". Similar to "Ain't".

"'Ey up, Garry. I an't 'ad nowt to eat yet, wanna go down to the pub and 'ave some food?"

"She an't said noffin' 'bout it..."

an't by Some guy from Yorkshire May 5, 2007

At&t Uverse 

An unreliable form of multi-media broad band
Apparently similar to other types of providers.and as unreliable...

Upon initial installation, video will work for 3 days then the receiver will refuse to boot up just like the skynet virus had infected it. The Video receiver will go through a boot up of 3 dots then show the evil At&t logo and then later continue by giving you an orange screen with no explanation of what or why. Then about 5 minutes later it will give you a series of diagnostics that are useless...

Joe: "hey I just got At&T Uverse 2 days ago and its great!"

Sally:" yea mine was great till the 3rd day now it has an pretty orange screen for us to look at that never goes away"

Joe: " did you call tech support?"

Sally:" yea ...the message says -this office is closed- but I have a friend who works in the call center so I got an appointment in a couple days" I have to miss a couple days of work and miss a doctors appointment too plus I have to be home all day...but they said they are coming to fix it"

Joe: ":("

At&t Uverse by Ronald Reagan(asshole supreme) March 17, 2010