reversed blumpy

The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit but you’re getting the shit in the face.

“You best be givin' me a reversed blumpy dawg!" said Micky as he was dumping in the middle of working.

by Blumpy Abuser February 1, 2025

Reverse Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit and her man is fucking her face.

I gave Aaron a reverse blumpkin this morning before work. He'll have a great day!

by Reverse Blumpkin December 1, 2019

Reverse cheesecake

When you bust a nut on her booty and she tells you to eat it

Girl 1: he even did reverse cheesecake on me
Girl 2: omg he's so naughty

by NotHereAlone February 12, 2021

Reverse Chestnut

Shoving as many hotdogs and buns up your ass as you can in 10 minutes (Water dipping encouraged)

Damn have you seen the way Steve can reverse chestnut, I’ve never seen anything like it!

by Bighotdog223 April 20, 2024

reversitis

the state of having an apetite AFTER the onset of a nap; similar to the Itis for African Americans (and noted minorities) except its symptoms occur in reverse

"DAMN Tito, this nap gave me reversitis!"

by ElChicoLoco May 14, 2007

reverse/hypocritical teaching

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.

Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??

by QuacksO February 17, 2017

reverse stink tittied

where a bearded man takes a shit in a flat womans chest and then tity fucks his own shit.

(rowan) whats the story
(josh)i reverse stink tittied my cousin last night
(rowan)OK im going to leave now

by leanne healy (rowans gf) May 11, 2020