Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 01, 2021

lieutenant wet

Someone who really know how to make you feel good, and always gets the pussy.

Oh ya Mark! He's lieutenant wet.

by Star Drummer March 13, 2017

wet smoker

Somebody, that gets the cigar as wet as his bed at night

Look at Jonny deep throating that cigar, he is a wet smoker

by Knorck January 25, 2020

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

by themanthewetrub May 10, 2020

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

by darkness842013 July 19, 2020

Socking Wet

A phrase implemented in the vocabulary of the mother of a popular YouTuber, @Danno Cal Drawings.
The phrase is an alternative way of saying "sopping wet" to describe something that is extremely wet.

P1:The grass is socking wet!
P2:Socking...? Do you mean sopping wet?
P1:Do not question your mother.

by Radin Happier May 21, 2024

Wet Cooch

When She is Really Wet And Turned On And Is Dripping Wet. Wet Cooch

I was fingering her last night and all I felt was Wet Cooch

by Stacky Warbucks July 22, 2023