1. Hey Douche, are you able to get me to the hospital.
2. Isn't he such a Douche, he can't even locate a woman's vage.
2. Isn't he such a Douche, he can't even locate a woman's vage.
by JacoX May 05, 2009
kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel
by NoahRC March 01, 2008
This is a complete correct definiton of Dominic Fox. He is in my class and hes a total douche bag. If you see a guy named Dominic tell him to go suck a fat one, or he will kiss you, boy or girl. He's gay and veeeery douchey.
by SaraQthePanda March 14, 2018
by thepainfuldeath September 21, 2009
by Centralmecub January 24, 2015
(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.
Person 2: We all know hes not!
Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
Person 2: We all know hes not!
Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010
An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.
(May or may not shower weekly)
(May or may not shower weekly)
by Sweet Banana June 04, 2023