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Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.
John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."
by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015
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Dog on the beach

Code word for "You have a booger hanging out of your nose."
Bro, you have a dog on the beach. Thanks man, that booger would have stayed there all night!
by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020
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L Dog

Laney Noonan. I moran girl that is fucking midget. she hates greaseballs and hates bitches. sucks dick at COD. people call her L Dog because Laney has to take a shit outside like a dog.
chris- L dog is the same size as a sex doll
Laney- shut the fuck up you man whore
by anal porn lover December 21, 2022
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Prairie dogging

Prairie dogging (verb),
any of a genus (Cynomys) of gregarious burrowing rodents of the squirrel family chiefly of central and western U.S. plains
especially : a black-tailed rodent (C. ludovicianus) that usually lives in extensive colonial office spaces.
Definition: to pop up like a prairie dog in an office setting and look around the room from ones cubicle for a few seconds. Often done at near simultaneous times by other employees (prairie dogs) in said environment. Looks similar to skill based games where one attempts to smash down the prairie dogs with a padded hammer.
I was prairie dogging at work from my cubicle and I saw the some guy pat the boss on his butt and the boss winked back.
by jayram1408 October 16, 2022
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Blue dogging

Almost relieving your bowels, but being prevented from doing so at the last minute.

Blue balls for bowel movements.
I was prairie dogging it to the bathroom when I pulled on the door and it was locked. Now I'm blue dogging it.
by RebaD August 28, 2014
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Nerd Dogged

When a nerd rager makes an attempt to insult, slander or upset someone with horrible comebacks.
Nerd Dogger: (yelling at player A) dude, that was so gay it makes your family gay."

Player B: (sarcasm)WHOA! player A, you just got nerd dogged...lol

Player A: Ouch....am I suppose to cry now?
by DirtyMooseTaint January 4, 2012
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Saucing the dog

Involves three people and one sticks there penis in the others ass crack and the third on cums on there penis like a hotdog
Stacy told me and my brother we could be saucing the dog at her house
by Sir Gabe butsecs August 7, 2023
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