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Meat Beat Boogie

The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.
What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."
by Jayckinoff April 26, 2020
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Montreal Meat Smoker

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.
She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker
by EJamesOz September 2, 2021
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Roman meat tray

Roman meat tray is the act of oral upon a freshly dead female. You can usually get away with it by claiming you are performing mouth to mouth but had the wrong lips.
Frank accidentally killed his girlfriend last week, walked in on him enjoying a roman meat tray
by Thorzzz May 2, 2018
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Hawaiian meat pie

An advanced sexual act were the male cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the side of a pie, the male will then proceed to offer the pie to his partner casually and proceed to to push there head into the pie
Bro, I gave Jessica a Hawaiian meat pie last night
by WockySlushStainedPants January 22, 2021
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Coops Meat Shower

When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.
"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"
by JDangle69 March 24, 2019
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Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021
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reverse meat grinder

So you know the meat grinder? That's when the guy lays on his back, the girl rides him cowgirl style, and then spins around on his dick.

In the reverse meat grinder, the girl lies on her back, the guy goes on top, and HE spins around to maximize pleasure. Only the most elite can perform this - spin slowly at first, then speed it up when you get more confident.
Why the fuck are all these bitches dating Leroy? That guy's a total burnout!
He's the only one in the tri-state area who can pull off the reverse meat grinder, man. Everyone wants a piece of that shit.
by PoopLord1 December 3, 2017
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