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Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly
This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.
by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015
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Taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.
by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022
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Dominican Taco

To take your chubbed up wiener and rub it between your boys cheeks.
Did you see Josh give Carter that crazy Dominican Taco in the shower earlier?

He slid that thing Dominican Taco style like a credit card, left some residue.
by Baamboooclaat March 25, 2025
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taco bombing

Taco Bombing is when i women squats down and her flaps press against the face of a male/female.
Quick, go do some taco bombing that guy over there! Make sure your flaps are out.
by Mr Vigorous Shagger November 4, 2013
mugGet the taco bombingmug.

Taco-Rama

A situation where it's a tight squeeze getting by because two or more objects or people are standing too close together.

A type of body motion one takes to make themselves smaller so as to be able to squeeze between two people or objects to get by.
The guy in the parking space next to us is parked right on top of us! It's gonna be a Taco-Rama getting in.

There were thousands of people attending the concert, it was so packed, i had to do the Taco-Rama to get through everybody. I almost pissed my pants!
by jwarm2 September 27, 2023
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beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy
When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.
by jolyfloger May 8, 2017
mugGet the beaver covered tacomug.

Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
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