simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.

A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.

by juddily March 12, 2022

Simp Shrimp

A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)

by digo_bone October 18, 2019

Simp Reveal

Another form of admitting who you have a crush on in a public space, like a Discord server. You would reveal who you "simp" for, although this only really means to say who you like. This is mainly done by brave people who want to admit who they like in front of their crush.

Usually people will set a goal to when they will admit who they crush on, like messaging 5 thousand times in a Discord server.

Wow, I can't believe that he's doing a simp reveal and not deleting his message.

by firebutawesome November 4, 2020

Simp Magnet

A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.

Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."

by bruhmoment6969 March 20, 2020

simp magnet

a female thats so fine she can effortlessly attract a simp

You can tell when the simp magnets walk in cuz all the simps give her their attention

by Krispy Hot D April 13, 2020

Simp Music

Songs you listen to when very sad. and to cry to

Yo were you crying

Yes i was listening to simp music

by seyheykid24 October 3, 2020

simp in pimp’s clothing

(idm) a simp who tries to act like, or thinks that he pimpin, but actually he ain’t

Brian: Yo, he thinks he gon hit that but he ain’t neva gettin any
Steve: That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing

by professorpimpin March 5, 2022