Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

Charlie Slap

A "low five" invented by a Cannabis connoisseur known as "Charlie" whereas the downward "five" is executed with then retracted as quickly possible with a severe excess of the force expected when receiving a "high five".

(It can also be used in a sideways variation)


P.S.

This is the exact opposite of the 'Charlie Tap'

You know how I can tell he's excited about tonight? He gave you the 'Charlie Slap'...

by JesusDick January 21, 2009

[hungryman] slap

the act of being slapped by your pimp really really hard for disobeying.

Debbie wouldnt listen so i had to hungryman slap her!

by PC83 December 21, 2008

carp slap

Something that suprises you like a cold, wet, slap to the face.

I just got a promotion, then my boss carp slapped me with a layoff.

by WordBitch October 15, 2008

slaver slap

When a mongo/retard/spastic/window licker slaps you in the face with its slaverly hands.

"billy(retard), what the fuck are you doin in the house".....billy responds with a*slaver slap*!?

by john abdhule October 30, 2008

Aquaman slap

The act of rolling a condom over ones had and spreading the fingers so the hand resembles Aquaman's hand and proceeding to slap others.

Please Aquaman slap my little brother in the face.

by poopiediapie January 24, 2014

Penalty Slap

Punishment for olympic athletes not winning an olympic medal

Susie the olympian was shocked after receiving a penalty slap from her coach when she finished 5th in the standings

by TheDoobAbides February 8, 2014