ryan ross

my fav emo girl

"woah gee i love ryan ross"

by thejetset May 29, 2024

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Saving Private Ryan

YES! Good job little blonde girl! Exactly like that! Very astute! Except I wanted to be Snipes... Cus Snipes is sick!

Hym "Yes, little girl! It's exactly like Saving Private Ryan! Jordan Peterson crying I the corner while he Jew-friend gets stabbed... It taming a very long time to save me.... I'm glad we are on the same page! We're on the same wavelength, you and I... THEREFORE! YOU... Can get the net! You can get the net... We can capture Megyn Kelly... Put her in a tower... Well get another secondary tower for the slut menagerie... Oh no but then we are gonna have to worry about planes... *sigh* ... You know what? It's fine. We'll just scoop up Megyn Kelly and figure it out from there. Alright? Alright.... Break!"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2025

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ryan zander

he likes vivian

damn ryan zander really likes vivian

by joshua2992929292292 October 17, 2025

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Ryan Reynolds situation

A situation in which a straight man can say smash (while speaking about another man) and have it not be seen as homosexual in any way.

Guy 1 looking at a picture of someone eligible "Smash, and it's a Ryan Reynolds situation"

by Horse Denier October 23, 2025

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Ryan Loft

God

Ryan Loft is God

by Loftisgod November 1, 2025

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Dirty Ryan

When you tease your girls clit, with a dinosaur toy while simultaneously masturbating to Ryan's Gay Porn with the use of anal beads, and a homemade pocket pussy.

I asked my girl how freaky she was, and she suggested we do a Dirty Ryan in the back of her car.

by TonerWithABigBoner November 17, 2025

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