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Rule 34

Rule 34 is the 34th rule of the internet. It says "If it exists, there is porn of it." Rule34.xxx is the largest collection of porn on Earth, and its slogan is Rule 34. Some keywords actually do not have art, such as THICC_KOMALA_(Pokemon).
"Hey man, I looked at Rule 34 last night."
"You're only 13."
"So?"
"FBI OPEN UP YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR JERKING OFF TO LOPUNNY"
"OH SHIIIIIIIIT"
"WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"
"NOOOOO"
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Rules

by ProfessorBowser July 2, 2022
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The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
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Rule-breaker asshole

A person who breaks the rules to get on the members' and staffs' last nerve.
My friend joined my discord server to be a rule-breaker asshole, I am so mad.

That dude is such a rule-breaker asshole.
by MindOfPika August 10, 2022
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Rule 34'ed

rule 34'ed is when you see something get rule 34 (every your oc, books, cars, anything)
Hey! you have been Rule 34'ed! now Porno stuff is coming!
by impzdpwer August 13, 2022
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Rule 34

Just another thing that gets deleted from your search history.
Guy 1- Hey man wanna search rule 34 online because we are middle school boys who have no gf?
Guy 2- Bet
by Gr@phic August 14, 2022
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Rule 181

no rules on urban dictionary work on anybody with Alex in their name.
You have no power i invoke rule 181
by Trashcan 6 August 23, 2022
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