mexican roll-off

When you have two people equally good at rolling, and neither potential roller wants too.

Spam: "Do y'all wanna roll?"

Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."

All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"

by City fuck June 18, 2017

mexican bitch

when people think you're mexican because you look mexican but when you say you aren't you're a bitch.

girl 1: are you mexican because you look like one?
girl 2: bitch no!

girl 1: stop acting like a mexican bitch!

by high school musical 4eva July 28, 2017

mexican spray tan

When a man and woman put spray tan on their gonads and have sex until they turn dark brown.

I gave Sally a sick mexican spray tan last night.

by Cworsl99 December 07, 2015

Mexican Burqa

1. A prank consisting of farting heavily into a pair of compression shorts and promptly covering another person's head and face with it, thereby forcing them to inhale and smell the disgusting fart air trapped inside. It is commonly used on females after a particularly upsetting one-night-stand, but its use is not limited to any specific situation.

This act is named the "Mexican Burqa" because the covering of one's face is similar to the wearing of a burqa for women in Muslim culture, with the word "mexican" describing the addition of smelly ass ripping into the tightly bound "burqa" represented by the compression shorts.

Steve: I can't believe you hooked up with that girl last night, she was so gross!

Dave: I know, I was so drunk I didn't even realize it.

Steve: Did you at least let her know you didn't like it?

Dave: Yeah dude, I gave her a serious Mexican Burqa before I left.

Steve: Nice.

by GaysAgainstFags June 01, 2012

Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.

I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."

by StaySarcastic April 27, 2023

Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.

-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream

by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020

Mexican Crunchwrap Supreme

When one shoves a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme into their ass, then their partner attempts to eat the Crunchwrap as it is pushed out. the partner does not stop after the crunchwrap comes out and washes it down with the log in which was pushing the crunchwrap out in the first place

person 1; yo i heard you and nicole do freaky ahh shit.

person 2; I mean yeah obviously, we did the Mexican Crunchwrap Supreme last night bro.

by Its coming January 09, 2024