A messed up Town sitting on the coast of New Hampshire where many kids turn into drug addicts and gangsters. Many of the students at PHS (Portsmouth high school) enjoy acting as if they are gangsters and they claim that they are from the "streets" or the "hood". A common practice at the school is stealing and clogging the toilets, so bad that the non English speaking janitors have to grab the large clump toilet paper with their hand. Much of the town is upper class and enjoys a good lifestyle until some of the "gangs" try to do some OG hood rat stuff while in downtown Portsmouth. Much of the adults scattered in this town are hipsters and they enjoy dying their hair many different colors and they also enjoy piercing different points on their body's. Drug sale is a common practice at the school or as soon as the day ends many kids get the need to smoke while sitting in the parking lot on school property where everyone can see, I personally think they do it to show how "BAD" they are or want to become because they claim to be from the trap which would indicate they are currently living in Gosling Meadows. Another group to join is OCB which stands for "off campus blunts" where you try to get as messed up as you can during their time off for lunch. All in all the town of Portsmouth NH and the PHS is filled with mostly weird looking messed up kids that need to understand they aren't from the trap or the hood.
by The Answer May 25, 2014
I had consensual missionary sex with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. Then I banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.
by Duke January 28, 2003
High school in woodbridge, ct which most people from orange, woodbridge and bethany went to. all the towns are really smalll. orange is really the only average and normal town. woodbridge and bethany (aka bethwood) are full of smart, rich fucks. lots of jews. 90% white. rest of it is asian. then there's like 10 kids of other races. lots of diversity... among the white kids of course. veryyy smart school too. gpa's extend out to the thousandths place (0.000)
A: Where'd you go to high school?
B: Amity High School
A: Where'd you go to college?
B: Harvard.
A: Of-fucking-course. GPA?
B: 4.154
A: HOW THE SHIT FUCK?
B: Amity High School
A: Where'd you go to college?
B: Harvard.
A: Of-fucking-course. GPA?
B: 4.154
A: HOW THE SHIT FUCK?
by The awesome Orange kid January 09, 2011
A school in east cobb county Georgia. An interesting population mix of rich whites and ghetto blacks, mainly caused by the questionable zoning of the school. For some reason the rich white kids hate the Walton HS kids, even though they are one in the same.
by triggertrig May 04, 2005
In a town you must fight to survive, there was a small school that defied all odd, and did the impossible.
From the producers of:
Shall we Dance or Shall we Buy Really Expensive Things,
Harold and Kumar of Westport go to and buy White Castle,
and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rich Person
comes the extraordinary story of an ordinary school with a lot of money. At $2.00 for a Bacon Cheeseburger and $1.75 for a Vitamin Water, Staples High School is not a place you wanna be living in if you're black. Coincidentally, there are 7 Black people in SHS, which is the reason for our basketball and fried chicken eating contest success. The school requires academic excellence, and you're a failure if you don't go to an ivy league college, hence the large amount of asians. Of course, because they all look alike, it's tough to tell that there are infact more than one of them, but if you look at the yearbook, they're there. Additionally, the kids from Westport are breed for exceptional achievement in sports, with the help of fancy equipment. In fact, rumor has it that some kid bought a $500 baseball bat before actually making the team. Of course as fate would have it, the little pudgester got cut. Of course, this meant nothing except maybe he'd have to go a day without his normal gourmet meals, but this kid had enough gourmet meal to feed all of africa. A typical math class consists of each and every student equiped with TI-84 Plus calculators, which go for $120 a piece wholesale. Another exrtaordinary thing about this mid-sized, recently renovated school is that, the minute you walk in the door, on the floor is a 10 foot emblem, made of marble imported directly from Italy. This bad boy goes for 17 grand and upward. The film and audio classes are surrounded with only the most recent and high tech programs on the market, and every room in the entire school has an 8 foot pull down projection screen, with a full color, state of the art RBY projecter paired with it. However, contrary to popular belief, the teachers there are oblivious. After school hours are spent infront of the TV, enjoying a friendly game of Xbox live and a light snack, consisting of milk, cookies, and weed. So this summer, prepare yourself for a joureny that will stay with you... forever
Staples High School: The Movie
From the producers of:
Shall we Dance or Shall we Buy Really Expensive Things,
Harold and Kumar of Westport go to and buy White Castle,
and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rich Person
comes the extraordinary story of an ordinary school with a lot of money. At $2.00 for a Bacon Cheeseburger and $1.75 for a Vitamin Water, Staples High School is not a place you wanna be living in if you're black. Coincidentally, there are 7 Black people in SHS, which is the reason for our basketball and fried chicken eating contest success. The school requires academic excellence, and you're a failure if you don't go to an ivy league college, hence the large amount of asians. Of course, because they all look alike, it's tough to tell that there are infact more than one of them, but if you look at the yearbook, they're there. Additionally, the kids from Westport are breed for exceptional achievement in sports, with the help of fancy equipment. In fact, rumor has it that some kid bought a $500 baseball bat before actually making the team. Of course as fate would have it, the little pudgester got cut. Of course, this meant nothing except maybe he'd have to go a day without his normal gourmet meals, but this kid had enough gourmet meal to feed all of africa. A typical math class consists of each and every student equiped with TI-84 Plus calculators, which go for $120 a piece wholesale. Another exrtaordinary thing about this mid-sized, recently renovated school is that, the minute you walk in the door, on the floor is a 10 foot emblem, made of marble imported directly from Italy. This bad boy goes for 17 grand and upward. The film and audio classes are surrounded with only the most recent and high tech programs on the market, and every room in the entire school has an 8 foot pull down projection screen, with a full color, state of the art RBY projecter paired with it. However, contrary to popular belief, the teachers there are oblivious. After school hours are spent infront of the TV, enjoying a friendly game of Xbox live and a light snack, consisting of milk, cookies, and weed. So this summer, prepare yourself for a joureny that will stay with you... forever
Staples High School: The Movie
by H. Sid Westport April 14, 2005
New school, old teachers. They should have upgraded the teachers along with everything else in the school. stupid
by Caitlyn March 13, 2005
Muscatine High School is a large comprehensive high school located in Muscatine, Iowa known mostly for there high drug use and teen pregnancy the school even boasts a day care center, for the children of the students. There are many drug bust every year but they dont seem to help the high school is still the best place to pick up the best drugs in muscatine
"hey dude wannna get high tonight?" "sure but i dont have any bud.. we will have to stop at Muscatine High School and pick up a blunt"
by MHSSTUDENT February 21, 2010