Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

fire peen

When one has an std and burns when he ejaculates or urinates

I have that fire peen

by Mc dings May 30, 2023

What the Fire

Another version of what the fck. An expression used when a person is utterly shocked.

John: I am double-jointed
Jake: What the fire?!

by umm...anonymous June 6, 2023

Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Slam Firing

The act of blowing one's load immediately after penetration inside of another

Sometimes if I haven't had sex with someone in awhile, I end up Slam Firing after one or two strokes

by BananaCommissar June 14, 2023

Filipino fire starter

When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation

My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.

by Mevers June 14, 2023