Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options

*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!

by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023

Butt Douche

Slang for “enema”. Prevalent in opioid circles.

“Yo Trey hook up that butt dousche. I’m 3 minutes away from wasting the last narcan if you don’t, and I ain’t trying to go out like Elvis either so stop fuckin around and let me get that butt douche bro”.

by That island guy August 8, 2024

douche bag

everyone else listing the definition for douche bag and making absolutely no sense at all.

Man, all these people are total douche bags.

by steph110884 March 12, 2010

Douche Zone

Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.

Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.

by edgymemerboi October 20, 2019

Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.

that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!

by zaido June 12, 2011

Bike Douche

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.

I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.

by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009