December 12th

National punch anyone shorter than you day! If you have a short friend, or know anyone short, be sure to punch them on your way past them.

John: “hay jimmy”
*punches*
Jimmy: “why’d you just punch me?”
John: “it’s December 12th”

by Lame.weirdo.222 December 11, 2020

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December 11

International shove bananas up yo butt day. Be afraid. your friends are coming for you.

Dude, it's December 11, gotta go buy some bananas *wink*

by thicc_tortilla December 11, 2020

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December 12

National tickle your best friend day
Make em laugh make em laugh

“Hey bitch its December 12th!”
“Oh no”

by Popejdjsn December 11, 2020

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If you’re born December 14th, then you must be a redhead. You are weird but also smart sometimes. I mean you can be smart but just when you want to. You also hate school and always talk during class. You have good grades in every subject. You always make your friends laugh.

Person 1 : Hello
December 14th guy: makes a bad joke
Person 1 : force a laugh

by Corvette Corvette December 12, 2020

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