Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.

I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.

by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023

Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@

by amburned January 9, 2019

get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk

Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"

by bbEanEDDDD December 7, 2017

Big Red Bean

a inside out pulled rectum

'I searched for 'inside out pulled rectum' on google and it looked like a big red bean' - Tristan

'a... what?' - Everyone else

by Omni03 February 10, 2020

smol bean

Louis Tomlinson

Fan: "Oh my gosh you're such a smol bean!"
Louis: "Oh give me a break, I'm big!"

by LouAndI November 24, 2020

Bean Sleeve

When the vagina is so saggy it sticks to your penis while having intercourse i.e. a pink sock where the sock is the vagina.

That old lady's bean sleeve was the tighest iIfound at the retirement home.

by Mr. Rocket Man May 22, 2018

angel bean

a girl that’s kindhearted, beautiful, loving and insanely smart. She will be honest with you and she is very loyal. Angel is popular and has a lot of friends.

That girl is such an angel bean. I’m so lucky to be her friend.

by cheruberry October 27, 2020