wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

pus wet

When trying to make your hair look wet.

I've been using all sorts of products but I just can't get my pus wet.

by Kilkillakam January 6, 2017

wet hammock

When you plank across a hallway like a hammock and your girl sits on top of you while you do the dirty

“what were you guys doing last night?”
“wet hammocking. my whole body hurts”

by wethammocklover69 October 24, 2018

Wet Pashmina

A Classy Wet Blanket

Those girls who were in Vegas went to bed at 9pm, they are such Wet Pashminas!!

by ShimmerNShine229 December 15, 2010

wet phil

The act of licking your entire palm into a nice frothy lather then smearing it on an unsuspecting friends face.

Oh man, she totally just got a Wet Phil from that guy.

by Hourswillgetyou November 26, 2015

Windshield Wetting

The act of participating in oral with a girl wearing glasses and getting cum on them

“She forgot to take her glasses off and I wet her windshield”
“Windshield wetting”

by Hinake UH August 6, 2019

Wet bre

A wet bre is when someone in twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head all while sharing the word of god.

I hate this city. Someone just gave me a wet bre at the farmers market

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022