Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

Wet Mile Club

Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski

While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.

by Da facts 13 September 7, 2021

Wet

One who is as gay as TB Pulsevibes. One who listens to music all day in a car. One who is one with the music and pulse vibes (Event planning) #wettiest #TipsyWetBrothers

I am one of the most wettest wets in the world #letsrollarollie #Sundayguaragevibes

by Wetvibes November 1, 2018

Wet Butter

When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).

Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?

by BigMacaroni January 13, 2020

Get Your Socks Wet

When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh

Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?

Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.

by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021

Wet Wilma

Kind of like a wet Willy, but dipping your finger in a girls pussy juice and then sticking said finger into her ear.

My boyfriend was being so sweet and ate me out but then he decided to be a douchebag and gave me a Wet Wilma.

by Greezyyeezy June 5, 2022

wet dangelo

Where you shove you’re own cock in your ass while you cum inside of it

I do the wet Dangelo all the time!

by Jules225 November 30, 2017