The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
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Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
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by Greezyyeezy June 5, 2022
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Get the wet dangelomug.