Rules

Rules are meant to be broken

These rules are actually dumb and imma do my own thing

by Lowkeyinjailrn May 12, 2018

Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.

"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"

by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012

Rule 35

A rule of the internet stating that if it exists, there is a wiki for it.

"Hey! Do you know if eating cereal has a wiki?" "yeah man, duh! That's Rule 35!"

by NINTheWretched August 23, 2021

Rule 34

If it anywhere, it’s mostly in onlyfans or the internet

Yesterday I went on onlyfans, I died due to porn, I wish I didn’t see rule 34 things.

by Stormin_norman64 November 4, 2021

Video game rule 34

*God has left the chat*

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't

by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

creeper rule

Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.

Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.

by Peasey360 August 6, 2021

Black Hole Beer Pong Rule.

At the beginning of the game when all cups are in play if the first cup made is the bitch cup (the very center cup in the middle " leaving a "hole in the middle of all the cups the shooter can try and make his next ball or any balls after land in the "black hole" or the space in the middle of all the cups if the ball lands and stays in the black hole than any and all cups touching/making the hole must be removed as if a black hole opened up and sucked all the closest cups into it. You should be left with the 3 corners of the original rack and nothing else after this shot is made. This also counts and a made cup if there is a balls back, or heating up opportunity.

They really thought I was gunna lose until I hit that black hole and caught back up.

Fuck man I had him trolling till he hit that black hole now I'm behind

Black Hole Beer Pong Rule. Always wins it for me

by Pong dong daddy May 2, 2020